Mr Hat says: the Mac is awesome! Mr hat bought a Mac after watching a documentary about them in PBS and now is part of the Mac community, of course when we talk about Macs we are talking about Computers not burgers .Mac stands for Macintosh and is a brand of apple, the computer company not to confuse with Mr Newlands favorite fruit. Why are the Macs so awesome? To begin with they look nice, they look frickin nice as a matter of fact they are the nicest thing Mr Hat ever owned, of course Mr hat leaves in a crackhouse.....and he sleeps with an Uzi under his pillow. Ok they look nice so what? , So does my cousin Melinda .why would you spend your hard earned money on a Mac? They are kinda pricey well... like Mr Hat says: it’s all about the features. Macintosh has a still evolving multimedia support (whatever that means), and he reckons that Macintosh’s don’t only handle drawing and pictures but true imaging sound and video, this is very useful if you are like Mr Hat and like to make your own hip hop videos in the comfort of your basement Btw if you are a member of the female gender there are auditions going on.
Back to the Mac, have you noticed that the Mac mouse only has one button? , I did and so did Mr hat AND WE DONT LIKE IT!!!!!.
If you want to sign our petition please visit: www.whatsthedealwithemacmouseireallydontgetitanditreallypissesmeandmrhatoff.com, Take this real life example of how annoying not being able to left click is. When you want to save an image (a not copyrighted image cos u cant go through life stealing pictures of britney no matter how hot u think she is) you have to click and hold and I mean hoooooold, Mr hats hand hurts because of all the holding he has being doing lately, damn britney! That’s all for this lesson Mr hat hopes that you’ve learned something new and he hopes that you have a nice life and if you don’t ...just don’t tell him.
Cheers
I wanna meet you Mr.hat. I also am a big luver of britney. She's the best but i'm better. I also use a mac and I am outraged with the one button mouse. Like what is that. N e ways, got to cut my comment short.
yours truly,
ms. future hat
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